Things I’d Rather Buy Instead of an $80 Emmanuel Burriss Mini-Helmet

So I was just wandering around Valley Fair when I went into the Giants Dugout Store and was enjoying all the stuff they didn’t have on sale until I managed to find the gold mine of “Why is this being sold?” in an Emmanuel Burriss Mini-Helmet. It got me thinking: What things would I rather have than that? So I investigated to find some materials I’d rather have that cost the same or less than the mini-helmet.

Would this be less awkward?

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Yes, you can have a twitter shirt!

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Something that looks like a consolation prize for your favorite 2012 Triple Crown winner

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A clock that will likely break down soon after you get it!

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Don’t use this cup when in an altered state

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A mostly blue program from the World Series? Clearly East Coast Bias!

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Wear this to Arizona, St. Louis, or Cincinnati games!

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A bobblehead with a real live face of Marco Scutaro!

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For anyone that finished 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the World Series

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And finally, something that will serve better as a trash can than the mini-helmet:

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