So I was just wandering around Valley Fair when I went into the Giants Dugout Store and was enjoying all the stuff they didn’t have on sale until I managed to find the gold mine of “Why is this being sold?” in an Emmanuel Burriss Mini-Helmet. It got me thinking: What things would I rather have than that? So I investigated MLBShop.com to find some materials I’d rather have that cost the same or less than the mini-helmet.
Would this be less awkward?
Yes, you can have a twitter shirt!
Something that looks like a consolation prize for your favorite 2012 Triple Crown winner
A clock that will likely break down soon after you get it!
Don’t use this cup when in an altered state
A mostly blue program from the World Series? Clearly East Coast Bias!
Wear this to Arizona, St. Louis, or Cincinnati games!
A bobblehead with a real live face of Marco Scutaro!
For anyone that finished 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the World Series
And finally, something that will serve better as a trash can than the mini-helmet: